I can’t begin to tell you how much I’ve missed these. But here we are. Just about at midseason and we are in a tight race. We have to lossless teams and two winless teams. The way I look at it, Sean and I only have One Direction to go….UP!!! The Brothers Vaiden only have their favorite boy band to go. That is the direction the have the most practice going….on each other…..on their yacht.
This week was devastating for some. With the losses of Breesus Christ, and Alshon and the Chipmunks Jefferey, I am wearing thin on hope and Alcohol. Big Schwegly is looking to bulk up his RB stable with possible knee issues with Damien Williams and James Conner.
The massive (alleged) unwanted sexual act that Terrance performed on me this last week could’ve had more of a bitter bite to it. That is if I didn’t spend most of last season bent over while you all took a number.
We had two games that had a margin of victory of 31 points! That’s the first time in league history that we have seen that! How’s that for a stat!
This week features some strong matchups and possibly the early demise of the Vays. With Commish and Schwegly going head to head against them. Give me some of that Becky is looking to quietly assassinate the winless Seany and take the league from behind. As he always does. The only other important game is the first of many wins by yours truly. Love ya Chase but not as much as I hate writing these.