This is stupid.
I had to open my mouth....I just had too. I mean the commish warned me after week one that I had too many fist pumps too early on. I listened as Woug and Dilly sing my praises and about how much they feared my monstrous team. I set a record!! A positive record!!! ME!!! I let my guard down and now just look at me. Right back to where I was last season. Slangin dick for pocket change. This week is looking promising with GII sitting on the bench.
Congrats to my good friend Sean who broke my long standing record. Enjoy it sir! It goes by fast. It seems like just the other week i was sitting on top of that mountain, hands in the air, tight shirt, skirt hiked up, feeling completely invulnerable.
The commish has been hyping this week up to me for a while now. Not because he's excited to play me, but because he desperately needs the win. He's been a strategic in his victories and roster assembly from day one. (look at his name). He looks to beat me before the week even begins by sending me dirty pics and harassing me while I at work. He conveniently took me off the schedule to play drums at church on Sunday. Fully knowing that i would take the opportunity to go sit in a tree and ignore my phone. Hoping that i would forget to set my lineup. Well I've got news for you commish!!! Its takes a lot less than that for me to forget such things!
At this point I am assuming the role of wet dream killer.
I am excited to see the match up between Jacob and Terrance. There has been so much animosity between these two over the years, I only see this ending one way.....One person scores more than the other. With only 30 point difference between them since week 7, its anyone's game. Good luck sirs!
Sorry Erik
My early ish prediction is this....This is the commissioners year!!! He gone gedit dun.