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Updated 12/27/2021

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    Commissioner Jensen
    Oct 02, 2018

    Loser’s Letter, Loser’s Letter

    in Main Forum

    Loser’s letter, loser’s letter

    Can it get any better?

    I’ve done this once now make it twice

    Because my team really bites

    Russell Wilson, where’d you go?

    Did you forget how to throw?

    Jordan Howard, your team did great

    You did nothing but masturbate.

    Marvin Jones, you son of a bitch

    Have you used up all your tricks?

    Thank you OJ Howard you ass

    You hurt yourself and fell on grass

    Just like Evan Engram did

    For me last week, I was livid

    What else should I bitch about?

    Cooper Kupp, and my doubt

    That he would not perform that way

    With 28 points aka “HayDay!”

    That’s 11 more than Sony got

    Who makes me team look a little more hot

    I could’ve posted 90 points

    Instead I smoked 90 joints

    To avoid being a total pooper

    I could’ve started Amari Cooper

    Over Marvin for 13 more

    To 103, that lifts my score

    In the woulda, shoulda, coulda game

    I’m the best! You know my name

    Instead I sit at 2-2

    And contemplate what to do

    Probably wrap this letter up

    And hate myself for Cooper Kupp

    At least the Packers D looks stout

    My consolation for losing a bout

    To Sean Gomez, my dear old friend

    A nicely gifted win I send

    One good thing about week 4

    Was becoming very poor

    Because my iPhone 6 had cracks

    I write this on an XS Max

    Which surely will improve my play

    In week 5. Jake is gay.

    1 comment
    chased65
    Oct 02, 2018

    Pretty good stuff! Your hair is very Darnold/McCown/quarterbacky 😉

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