'Twas the night before football
and all throughout the league
Buzzed thoughts of excitement,
Concerns and intrigue
A sad half of owners
in the fantasy pot
Hang their heads in shame
A championship, they have not
The champion, the snake
From the mountains out west
Doth try to defend
His second title's quest
Meanwhile in Nashville
lived the fantasy big spender
He's captured the snake's cousin
On his crusade as contender
How the young pups have grown
Yes, young Schwegler and JVay
One is unlucky
And the other is...JVay
From the northernmost point
Of the league lived commish
Guarded by the giant and
Kept alive with a wish
Of a favorable outcome
Week after week
So that Jensen or Chase
May stand atop the peak
Then ol' wily Jerry
Is lurching around
Hoping that his playas
Will win him a crown
From the land of the urbanites
As steady as can be
Comes Terrance, and always
in the playoffs, is he
Natty Daddy himself
With the chest hair to boast
Aaron, another member
Think he likes french toast?
Who have I missed
from this list of us men?
Hm, someone please tell me
What his name was again
Ah yes, the one Seany
Who is always around
Finding crazy ways to win
Just when you think he's down
He did win a championship
Just so everyone can know
Which is more than half of us
Are able to show
Maybe that will change
in this year yet to come
Tomorrow we find out
Who is smart, who is dumb...
The end
Danielle and I were cracking up. Well done, sir.
👏🏻bravo
Amen.