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ROBBIE GOULD LOCK IT UP

Updated 12/27/2021

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    Commissioner Jensen
    Sep 09, 2017

    'Twas the Night Before Football

    in Main Forum

    'Twas the night before football

    and all throughout the league

    Buzzed thoughts of excitement,

    Concerns and intrigue


    A sad half of owners

    in the fantasy pot

    Hang their heads in shame

    A championship, they have not


    The champion, the snake

    From the mountains out west

    Doth try to defend

    His second title's quest


    Meanwhile in Nashville

    lived the fantasy big spender

    He's captured the snake's cousin

    On his crusade as contender


    How the young pups have grown

    Yes, young Schwegler and JVay

    One is unlucky

    And the other is...JVay


    From the northernmost point

    Of the league lived commish

    Guarded by the giant and

    Kept alive with a wish

    Of a favorable outcome

    Week after week

    So that Jensen or Chase

    May stand atop the peak


    Then ol' wily Jerry

    Is lurching around

    Hoping that his playas

    Will win him a crown


    From the land of the urbanites

    As steady as can be

    Comes Terrance, and always

    in the playoffs, is he


    Natty Daddy himself

    With the chest hair to boast

    Aaron, another member

    Think he likes french toast?


    Who have I missed

    from this list of us men?

    Hm, someone please tell me

    What his name was again


    Ah yes, the one Seany

    Who is always around

    Finding crazy ways to win

    Just when you think he's down


    He did win a championship

    Just so everyone can know

    Which is more than half of us

    Are able to show


    Maybe that will change

    in this year yet to come

    Tomorrow we find out

    Who is smart, who is dumb...


    The end

    3 comments
    jwilson100687
    Dash  ·  
    Sep 09, 2017

    Danielle and I were cracking up. Well done, sir.

    SCHWEG VIII
    Sep 11, 2017

    👏🏻bravo

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    tpdrums87
    Sep 07, 2021

    Amen.

    0