Well I thought I was going to have a chance of sneaking through the season without having to write this fuckin’ thing. I will admit my team is NOT the strongest , but a FOUR GAME losing streak is fucked! Luckily I was able to get some early Ws to keep me in the mix as everyone’s team has seemed to heat up in the “Big Weiner Division”! Jensen! Lookin good! I like your trades most of what went down in the fury of trades we had a bit ago.. I thought Jake gave Schweg the better end of the deal on the other, I thought AVay should’ve kept Gronk…ALL WRONG! Todd Gurley is carrying JJaarreett up the standing with his solid squad, ..JVay lookin solid with Kamara scoring 12 TDs each week and having his squad get healthy at the right time.. Big Game! Against the 1st place Commish’! AVay I am desperate for a W and you don’t have much relief at first glance, Ingram is being used more each week, Elliot is putting up numbers too. WRs with Patriots on bye will make you hit the wire or trade market for a WR and K.. We have the Sunday matchup with Minnesota and Chicago! Should be a good one! Terrance, I finally let you get a W against me as a wedding gift, my PJ was booked , so sorry I couldn’t make the wedding, but congrats on the cover up marriage ya cog sucker! Big game this week vs. Jjaarreett, I’m guessing the score will be around 180-181… Schweg, the “squeaky wheel got some grease”, all the pissin’ and moanin’.. you’re back in the mix! Way to not give up and keep on the grind, Playa! Erik your Loser’s Letter represent your season this year, it sucks..but you’re defending Champ, so you’ll be okay! ;) Snake! You have put together a nice run and found yourself in mediocrity..Youre being raped by the bye week against Sean and the Browneye Stink Stars..his WRs and Tom Brady will help him pick the right QB to start and probably win against Jake’s garage sale team this week.. Overall, the season has been a good one. Lots of points and close games! My luck shined early and have got the south end of the north bound skunk lately… hopefully I get it turned around!

Week 5 is in the books and I sure as hell hoped it would be a lot longer than now, before I had the “privilege” of writing the Loser’s Letter. Anyways, here we are, so let me break some shit down for youse guys. We finally saw everyone get a notch in the W column this week..! In the “Brotherly Love Match-Up” A-Vay took the title of top scorer this week with 114! Solid games from AJ and Rivers finally didn’t play like complete shit helped.. J-Vay had a good week from Cam and Doug E Fresh Martin, but that’s about it so, he remains with a stable 2-3 record..A-aron is a shitty 1-4..it is a suprising thing to see the Vaiden Brethren dwellin’ in the cellar! But I love it! #TheWeekndVoice I’ll get this garbage out of the way, Snake is 5-0, with a league low 329 points scored against, I plugged that into one of Jensen’s Excel charts and it came up with you being 100% lucky muh fucky! So no more debate! It’s science! I did not mind too much that Jake beat a red hot boner of a team that Schwegward has put together(league high 520 Points For)…obviously you should’ve started a rookie, Watson, over Rodgers..! Haha jk of course, fuck fantasy fball! Speaking of not starting the right guys, in the “Arm Pit Match-Up” of the week,Jarret got a W this week with solid performances from the usual AB and Duke Johnso…wait?! Fuckin’ Duke Johnson!? Yeah, he broke a late screen for a TD and put together a solid final number to help squeak one out.. It didn’t help that I left Adams and Fuller on my bench. It was lucky that most of the league stayed stagnant standings-wise and the right people won so there was minimal change. Jarret survived the Monday night game with no fantasy output from Cohen, even though his Vikes players gave me a chance.. Jensen had some serious luck on his side against another red hot Schwegler bro-ham! Based on the season Diggs has had, I highly doubted he’d come away with a goose egg and let Jensen luck out a W..and he did to win by 4… I think Jensen is getting some lucky anal leakage dripped on him from being just under Jake in the division standings. Erik had a pedestrian game from Gurley for the first time this year and Bell continues to be inconsistent in a struggling Steeler offense. Jensen, you is going down next week, so enjoy the flavor while ya got it! Terrance and Sean had close one this week, with the difference being a late 90 yd TD run from Founettcate! A cool 15 point play for an unlucky Sean that can’t seem to guess right on playing Stafford or Brady. Terrance on the other hand, is killing the QB spot with a surprisingly explosive Carson Wentz. Solid WR play and the big run late got Terrance the W by 10.. Overall, a fun week of football..A-Rod does what he does, Big Ben with 5 picks and I still got beat by him?! Kareem Hunt proved he is just human.. Odell gone, JJ gone, injuries are as gay as a wiffle ball helmet and I wish there was something one could do without removing the lovely, beautiful violence of the game.. even though JJ’s was non-contact, it still fuckin sucks.. I have to mention Mitchell as well ;) I liked the way he looked overall based on the situation and surroundings. I wont got too deeply cuz like three of you care to hear it..but, my new man crush continues! Here’s to week 6 and good luck to all of you, except J-Bone! Eat shit!

Chase Wins= Seattle Defense ends season ranked 1-5 in fantasy defense Jacob Wins= Seattle Defense ends season ranked 6+ in fantasy defense