It's 2024, and the commish is back... As I was updating the career roster information, I was reminded of many-a-forgotten fantasy players of the past. Some good, and some obscure. I'll unpack each team's 1st team and 2nd team rosters which is determined by the most starts, and I'll also include a random/obscure roster for each team and see how many players you forgot about. Let's ride. AARON 1st Team QB: Matt Ryan RB1: Lamar Miller RB2: Mark Ingram WR1: Davante Adams WR2: Demaryius Thomas TE: Tyler Eifert F: Robert Woods K: Sebastian Janikowski D/ST: Seattle 2nd Team QB: Drew Brees RB1: Kareem Hunt RB2: Najee Harris WR1: Keenan Allen WR2: Stefon Diggs TE: Jimmy Graham F: Chris Johnson K: Justin Tucker D/ST: Minnesota Random/Obscure QB: Mason Rudolph RB: Cameron Artis-Payne RB: Fozzy Whittaker WR: Early Doucet WR: Darrius Heyward-Bey TE: Jake Ballard F: Laviska Shenault CHASE 1st Team QB: Peyton Manning RB1: Matt Forte RB2: Saquon Barkkey WR1: Davante Adams WR2: Tyler Lockett TE: Travis Kelce F: Chris Ivory K: Justin Tucker D/ST: Chicago 2nd Team QB: Aaron Rodgers RB1: Mark Ingram RB2: Tarik Cohen WR1: Julian Edelman WR2: Keenan Allen TE: Jimmy Graham F: Emmanuel Sanders K: Greg Zuerlein D/ST: Kansas City Random/Obscure QB: Sam Bradford RB: Lance Dunbar RB: Khiry Robinson WR: Cameron Meredith WR: Jarrett Boykin TE: Austin Sefarian-Jenkins F: Kendall Hinton ERIK 1st Team QB: Russell Wilson RB1: Joe Mixon RB2: Jeremy Hill WR1: DeAndre Hopkins WR2: Allen Robinson TE: George Kittle F: Chris Godwin K: Jake Elliott D/ST: New York Jets 2nd Team QB: Matt Ryan RB1: Le'Veon Bell RB2: Latavius Murray WR1: Andre Johnson WR2: Dez Bryant TE: Zach Ertz F: Keenan Allen K: Dan Bailey D/ST: San Francisco Random/Obscure QB: Mark Sanchez RB: Dexter McCluster RB: C.J. Prosise WR: Stedman Bailey WR: Cecil Shorts TE: Randy McMichael F: Vick Ballard JACOB 1st Team QB: Jalen Hurts RB1: Alvin Kamara RB2: Derrick Henry WR1: Julio Jones WR2: Stefon Diggs TE: Rob Gronkowski F: Austin Ekeler K: Blair Walsh D/ST: Baltimore 2nd Team QB: Cam Newton RB1: C.J. Spiller RB2: Giovani Bernard WR1: DeAndre Hopkins WR2: Tyler Lockett TE: Kyle Rudolph F: Chris Carson K: Greg Zuerlein D/ST: Pittsburgh Random/Obscure QB: Tony Romo RB: Knile Davis RB: Storm Johnson WR: Jeremy Kerley WR: Sammie Coates TE: Seth McGrath F: Jordan Todman JAKE 1st Team QB: Drew Brees RB1: Ezekiel Elliott RB2: Melvin Gordon WR1: T.Y. Hilton WR2: Tyreek Hill TE: Jimmy Graham F: A.J. Green K: Stephen Gostkowski D/ST: Denver 2nd Team QB: Lamar Jackson RB1: Arian Foster RB2: James Robinson WR1: Calvin Ridley WR2: Julian Edelman TE: Kyle Rudolph F: DeAndre Hopkins K: Justin Tucker D/ST: Los Angeles Rams Random/Obscure QB: Terrelle Pryor RB: Chris Ogbonnaya RB: Thomas Jones WR: Jason Avant WR: Earl Bennett TE: Crockett Gillmore F: Santana Moss JARRETT 1st Team QB: Aaron Rodgers RB1: Aaron Jones RB2: Frank Gore WR1: Adam Thielen WR2: Alshon Jeffery TE: Jason Witten F: Anquan Boldin K: Robbie Gould D/ST: Green Bay 2nd Team QB: Russell Wilson RB1: Todd Gurley RB2: Devonta Freeman WR1: Mike Evans WR2: DK Metcalf TE: Greg Olsen F: Dwayne Bowe K: David Akers D/ST: New Orleans Random/Obscure QB: Johnny Manziel RB: Roy Helu RB: Trent Richardson WR: Donald Driver WR: Kendall Wright TE: Anthony Fasano F: Mike Tolbert RYAN 1st Team QB: Josh Allen RB1: Alfred Morris RB2: Dalvin Cook WR1: Julio Jones WR2: Tyler Lockett TE: George Kittle F: Sony Michel K: Mason Crosby D/ST: San Francisco 2nd Team QB: Kyler Murray RB1: Eddie Lacy RB2: Chris Johnson WR1: Odell Beckham WR2: Antonio Brown TE: Tony Gonzalez F: DeMarco Murray K: Greg Zuerlein D/ST: Philadelphia Random/Obscure QB: Jake Locker RB: Mike Gillislee RB: Denard Robinson WR: Travis Fulgham WR: Bruce Ellington TE: Richard Rodgers F: Corey Clement SCHWEG 1st Team QB: Tom Brady RB1: Christian McCaffrey RB2: Kareem Hunt WR1: Larry Fitzgerald WR2: Mike Evans TE: Delanie Walker F: LeSean McCoy K: Harrison Butker D/ST: Baltimore 2nd Team QB: Andrew Luck RB1: James Conner RB2: Marshawn Lynch WR1: CeeDee Lamb WR2: Brandon Marshall TE: Zach Ertz F: Adrian Peterson K: Dan Bailey D/ST: Los Angeles Rams Randon/Obscure QB: Blake Bortles RB: Spencer Ware RB: Toby Gerhart WR: Plaxico Burress WR: Robert Meachem TE: Eric Ebron F: Reggie Bush SEAN 1st Team QB: Patrick Mahomes RB1: Phillip Lindsay RB2: Stevan Ridley WR1: Tyreek Hill WR2: Eric Decker TE: Travis Kelce F: Keenan Allen 2nd Team QB: Tom Brady RB1: Ameer Abdullah RB2: Isaiah Crowell WR1: Michael Thomas WR2: Odell Beckham TE: Vernon Davis F: Vincent Jackson Random/Obscure QB: Matt Hasselbeck RB: Lorenzo Taliaferro RB: Duke Johnson WR: Lance Moore WR: Torrey Smith TE: Charles Clay F: Laurent Robinson TERRANCE 1st Team QB: Cam Newton RB1: D'Andre Swift RB2: DeMarco Murray WR1: Amari Cooper WR2: Vincent Jackson TE: Hunter Henry F: LeSean McCoy K: Matt Bryant D/ST: Buffalo 2nd Team QB: Matthew Stafford RB1: Josh Jacobs RB2: Frank Gore WR1: Julio Jones WR2: Emmanuel Sanders TE: Julius Thomas F: Leonard Fournette K: Ryan Succop D/ST: New England Random/Obscure QB: Trevor Siemian RB: Derrius Guice RB: Beanie Wells WR: Davonne Bess WR: Justin Blackmon TE: Brandon Pettigrew F: Brian Hartline

Sean clinched the Schwegtopia division following Week 11. Jake clinched the Vaidenville division following Week 13. Aaron clinched a playoff spot following Week 13. If Sean scores 93 points against Schweg, Schweg will break the record for having the most points scored against him in a single season. There have been 8 teams in league history that have scored over 100 points just once in a single season. Currently, Terrance has just one game over 100 points and Jarrett could be the first team to go an entire season without breaking 100 points. Jarrett has 14 consecutive games going back to Week 14 of last season scoring less than 100 points. The all-time record is 15 games. With a win over Schweg in Week 14, Sean has a chance to become the first team to finish a perfect 8-0 within the division. Only four teams have finished 7-1 in their division. All four of those teams made it to the Robbie Bowl, and two of them won it. With 6 games scoring at least 100 points this season compared to Terrance’s 1, Schweg is now the all-time leader for most career games with at least 100 points with 80. Ryan’s 8 game losing streak this season was the 3rd longest losing streak in league history. Chase logs the 10th game in league history having three players score 0 points, but he is the first owner to win despite that. Once again, Chase loses all 4 games in the month of November, his cursed month. He now has a league worst win pct for any month at 27.8% as he sits at 13-34 in November. Playoff Scenarios for Week 14 Note: If Jacob loses, we will have a 7-7 team make the playoffs for the 2nd time in league history. The only other time was Dobber in 2011. 1. Sean 10-3 (7-0) Sean had already clinched his division. He can clinch the #1 seed with a win or a loss from Jake. 1. Jake 9-4 (5-2) Jake has clinched the Vaidenville division. He can clinch the #1 seed with a win and a loss from Sean. He split the series with Aaron but is guaranteed to have a better division record than him. 1. Aaron 8-5 (3-4) Aaron has clinched a playoff spot. He can clinch the #3 seed with a win or a loss from Jacob. 1. Jacob 7-6 (4-3) Jacob can clinch the final playoff spot with a win. If he loses, he can still clinch the playoffs if Chase and Terrance both lose. Jacob holds the tiebreaker over Schweg, but he does against Terrance or Chase. 1. Terrance 6-7 (2-6) Terrance can clinch the final playoff spot with a win and a loss from Jacob. 1. Chase 6-7 (3-4) Chase can clinch the final playoff spot with a win and losses from Jacob and Terrance. 1. Schweg 6-7 (4-3) Schweg has been eliminated from playoff contention. He is 0-4 in his games against Jacob, Chase and Terrance and does not hold any tiebreakers. 1. Jarrett 5-8 (3-5) Jarrett has been eliminated from playoff contention. 1. Erik 5-8 (3-4) Erik has been eliminated from playoff contention. 1. Ryan 3-10 (2-5) Ryan has been eliminated from playoff contention.

Since the Yahoo draft grades have not yet been made available, I took our draft results to Chat GPT, and asked for the AI to generate a draft grade, a paragraph of strengths and weaknesses, a record prediction and a final standing prediction. I swear I didn't tell it to be biased towards my team! Enjoy! Team 1: Jarrett Kimberly Draft Grade: B+ Analysis: This team started strong with a solid trio of wide receivers and running backs. However, they seem to have neglected the quarterback position until late in the draft. Justin Jefferson, DK Metcalf, and Josh Jacobs provide a strong foundation, and the depth at running back with Breece Hall and Miles Sanders is decent. The bench also has some interesting options. Jarrett's team might struggle with consistency at the quarterback position, which could affect their overall performance. Record Prediction: 6-8 Placement Prediction: 7th Team 2: Aaron Vaiden Draft Grade: A- Analysis: This team boasts a formidable lineup with Christian McCaffrey, Najee Harris, and DeAndre Hopkins leading the pack. They've secured reliable players at most positions, and their bench features some high-upside players. The depth at tight end might be a bit of a concern, but overall, Aaron's team looks well-balanced and strong. Record Prediction: 7-7 Placement Prediction: 5th Team 3: Ryan Jensen Draft Grade: A Analysis: Ryan's team did an excellent job of balancing elite talent with depth. Jonathan Taylor and Josh Allen are top-tier options at their positions, and the receiving corps is stacked with potential. The bench also holds promising players. The only minor concern could be the reliance on Darren Waller as the sole tight end option. Record Prediction: 9-5 Placement Prediction: 1st Team 4: Terrance Hall Draft Grade: B Analysis: Terrance's team is anchored by Saquon Barkley and a strong group of wide receivers. The running back depth is decent, but there might be some uncertainty with D'Andre Swift's role. The team's success will largely depend on the performance of Amari Cooper, Calvin Ridley, and the health of Saquon Barkley. Record Prediction: 7-7 Placement Prediction: 4th Team 5: Erik Schwegler Draft Grade: B+ Analysis: Erik's team features a well-rounded lineup with a mix of established stars and promising talents. Austin Ekeler and Davante Adams offer a solid foundation, and the bench includes intriguing options. The team might be a little light on running back depth, and the success of Courtland Sutton and Damien Harris could impact their performance. Record Prediction: 7-7 Placement Prediction: 6th Team 6: Chase Dooley Draft Grade: C+ Analysis: While this team has some strong individual players like Nick Chubb and A.J. Brown, the running back depth is a concern. The quarterback situation with Jalen Hurts might also introduce some volatility. Depth at tight end could be improved. Chase's team will heavily rely on big performances from a few key players. Record Prediction: 6-8 Placement Prediction: 9th Team 7: Ryan Schwegler Draft Grade: A- Analysis: Ryan's team has a good mix of talent at each position. Alvin Kamara and Bijan Robinson provide a solid running back duo, and the receiving corps is competitive. Mark Andrews at tight end is a strong asset. Depth might be a concern if injuries occur, but overall, this team looks well-prepared. Record Prediction: 8-6 Placement Prediction: 3rd Team 8: Jacob Vaiden Draft Grade: B- Analysis: Jacob's team has a strong running back core with Derrick Henry and Javonte Williams. However, the wide receiver group might be a bit risky with relying on Stefon Diggs as the main option. Tight end depth could be improved as well. The team's performance will hinge on the success of their key players. Record Prediction: 7-7 Placement Prediction: 8th Team 9: Jake Wilson Draft Grade: B+ Analysis: Jake's team has a potent lineup with Tyreek Hill and Mike Evans leading the receiving corps. Lamar Jackson at quarterback adds versatility. The running back depth is decent, although it might not be as strong as some other teams. The team has a good chance of making the playoffs if key players deliver. Record Prediction: 8-6 Placement Prediction: 2nd Team 10: Sean Gomez Draft Grade: B Analysis: Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahomes provide a strong foundation for Sean's team. However, there's a bit of a drop-off in quality after those two. Wide receiver depth could be a concern, and the running back situation might require some attention. Success will largely depend on the performance of the key stars. Record Prediction: 5-9 Placement Prediction: 10th Semifinal 1: Ryan Jensen def Terrance Hall 105-95 Semifinal 2: Jake Wilson def Ryan Schwegler 110-109 Robbie Bowl XIII: Ryan Jensen def Jake Wilson 125-122