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RYAN JENSEN ( 95 - 89 )

TASTE DWAYNE BOWE

2011: 9 WINS 7 LOSSES

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QB: AARON RODGERS

RB: MICHAEL TURNER

RB: BEANIE WELLS

WR: DESEAN JACKSON

WR: RODDY WHITE

F: LESEAN MCCOY

TE: OWEN DANIELS

K: JASON HANSON

D/ST: PITTSBURGH

  1. W vs Jake 99-90

  2. L vs Schweg 109-122

  3. W vs Dobber 77-66

  4. W vs Nathan 143-63

  5. L vs Aaron 83-88

  6. L vs Jarrett 92-97

  7. W vs Erik 105-89

  8. L vs Jared 84-110

  9. L vs Sean 86-97

  10. ​W vs Aaron 95-77

  11. L vs Jake 91-101

  12. W vs Schweg 101-91

  13. W vs Dobber 103-89

  14. W vs Steve 99-83

  15. L vs Jake 124-132

  16. W vs Dobber 97-96 (3rd Place)

COMMISSIONARY POSITION

2012: 7 WINS 9 LOSSES

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QB: ELI MANNING

RB: ALFRED MORRIS

RB: AHMAD BRADSHAW

WR: CALVIN JOHNSON

WR: WES WELKER

TE: TONY GONZALEZ

F: ANTONIO BROWN

K: MASON CROSBY

D/ST: SAN FRANCISCO

  1. L vs Sean 63-94

  2. W vs Jake 96-78

  3. W vs Erik 98-93

  4. L vs Terrance 104-107

  5. W vs Schweg 119-75

  6. L vs Aaron 88-101

  7. W vs Jacob 79-46

  8. L vs Jared 76-82

  9. L vs Aaron 77-118

  10. L vs Schweg 84-111

  11. L vs Jarrett 77-91

  12. W vs Jared 95-85

  13. W vs Erik 121-87

  14. W vs Jake 83-64

  15. L vs Jarrett 80-85

  16. L vs Schweg 96-107 (8th Place)

  1. W vs Aaron 114-108

  2. L vs Jacob 69-117

  3. W vs Erik 106-97

  4. L vs Aaron 85-116

  5. W vs Jarrett 92-74

  6. L vs Schweg 86-127

  7. W vs Sean 120-82

  8. L vs Jake 67-92

  9. W vs Terrance 140-80

  10. L vs Jake 65-73

  11. W vs Schweg 117-105

  12. W vs Chase 87-67

  13. W vs Jarrett 117-85

  14. L vs Erik 69-89

  15. W vs Jarrett 92-63

  16. L vs Jacob 80-112 (6th Place)

2013: 9 WINS 7 LOSSES

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QB: MATTHEW STAFFORD

RB: CHRIS JOHNSON

RB: DEMARCO MURRAY

WR: HARRY DOUGLAS

WR: REGGIE WAYNE

TE: ROB GRONKOWSKI

F: ZAC STACY

K: DAVID AKERS

D/ST: SAN FRANCISCO

IVORY TICKLERS

52 SHADES OF CLAY

2014: 8 WINS 8 LOSSES

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QB: ANDREW LUCK

RB: EDDIE LACY

RB: ALFRED MORRIS

WR: ODELL BECKHAM

WR: SAMMY WATKINS

TE: JORDAN REED

F: MIKE WALLACE

K: MASON CROSBY

D/ST: SAN FRANCISCO

  1. L vs Schweg 76-109

  2. W vs Jarrett 74-50

  3. L vs Aaron 68-71

  4. W vs Sean 92-64

  5. W vs Schweg 97-67

  6. L vs Jacob 73-82

  7. L vs Aaron 80-100

  8. L vs Terrance 106-181

  9. W vs Erik 112-78

  10. W vs Chase 117-78

  11. W vs Jake 81-56

  12. W vs Sean 137-91

  13. L vs Erik 103-117

  14. W vs Jake 118-46

  15. L vs Terrance 99-111

  16. L vs Jarrett 88-97 (4th Place)

COMMISSION IMPOSSIBLE

2015: 8 WINS 8 LOSSES

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QB: DREW BREES

RB: CHARCANDRICK WEST

RB: DARREN MCFADDEN

WR: JULIO JONES

WR: MIKE EVANS

TE: JORDAN REED

F: ODELL BECKHAM

K: MASON CROSBY

D/ST: ARIZONA

  1. L vs Aaron 84-116

  2. W vs Schweg 89-61

  3. L vs Terrance 78-106

  4. L vs Chase 54-78

  5. L vs Schweg 65-75

  6. L vs Aaron 59-102

  7. W vs Sean 79-62

  8. W vs Chase 157-73

  9. L vs Jake 91-99

  10. W vs Erik 99-85

  11. W vs Jacob 90-36

  12. W vs Erik 89-79

  13. L vs Jake 70-89

  14. W vs Jarrett 123-82

  15. L vs Chase 117-127

  16. W vs Erik 112-106 (7th Place)

EVERY KISS BEGINS WITH CLAY

2016: 7 WINS 7 LOSSES

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QB: CARSON PALMER / MARCUS MARIOTA

RB: CARLOS HYDE

RB: TERRANCE WEST

WR: JORDY NELSON

WR: JULIO JONES

TE: GREG OLSEN

F: LARRY FITZGERALD

K: MASON CROSBY

D/ST: DENVER

  1. L vs Sean 93-108

  2. W vs Aaron 151-48

  3. W vs Jacob 72-67

  4. W vs Jarrett 140-78

  5. L vs Erik 84-97

  6. L vs Jake 76-119

  7. L vs Terrance 67-107

  8. L vs Chase 86-122

  9. L vs Jake 114-129

  10. W vs Sean 103-63

  11. W vs Aaron 78-73

  12. L vs Schweg 73-120

  13. W vs Erik 99-84

  14. W vs Jacob 76-73 (5th Place)

MARK MURPHY'S LAW OF AVERAGES

2017: 8 WINS 8 LOSSES​

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QB: DAK PRESCOTT

RB: EZEKIEL ELLIOTT

RB: MARSHAWN LYNCH

WR: ALSHON JEFFERY

WR: GOLDEN TATE

TE: ROB GRONKOWSKI / EVAN ENGRAM

F: TY MONTGOMERY / ALFRED MORRIS

K: DAN BAILEY / MATT PRATER

D/ST: LA RAMS / PHILADELPHIA / LA CHARGERS

  1. W vs Jacob 112-60

  2. L vs Jake 83-93

  3. W vs Jarrett 80-51

  4. W vs Sean 88-62

  5. W vs Erik 89-85

  6. L vs Chase 80-96

  7. W vs Aaron 99-74

  8. L vs Chase 103-106

  9. W vs Schweg 106-69

  10. W vs Erik 92-85

  11. L vs Jacob 67-97

  12. L vs Terrance 69-110

  13. W vs Aaron 91-64

  14. L vs Jake 75-85

  15. L vs Erik 73-132

  16. L vs Jacob 70-93 (4th Place)

GORDON JORDAN HOARDIN' WARDEN

2018: 9 WINS 7 LOSSES

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QB: RUSSELL WILSON

RB: MELVIN GORDON

RB: JORDAN HOWARD

WR: JUJU SMITH-SCHUSTER

WR: MARVIN JONES

TE: GEORGE KITTLE

F: SONY MICHEL

K: GREG ZUERLEIN

D/ST: HOUSTON

  1. L vs Chase 69-110

  2. W vs Jacob 99-82

  3. W vs Aaron 82-73

  4. L vs Sean 79-101

  5. L vs Jake 90-101

  6. W vs Terrance 118-94

  7. W vs Erik 92-68

  8. W vs Terrance 91-88

  9. W vs Aaron 110-95

  10. W vs Erik 111-97

  11. L vs Jacob 81-106

  12. L vs Jarrett 93-104

  13. W vs Schweg 92-84

  14. L vs Jake 76-77

  15. W vs Aaron 86-65

  16. L vs Terrance 101-102 (2nd Place)

INSANE ANTONIO CLOWN POSSE

2019: 9 WINS 7 LOSSES

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QB: DREW BREES

RB: DALVIN COOK

RB: LE'VEON BELL

WR: TYLER LOCKETT

WR: ADAM THIELEN

TE: GEORGE KITTLE

F: SONY MICHEL

K: GREG ZUERLEIN

D/ST: BALTIMORE

  1. W vs Jarrett 111-102

  2. L vs Aaron 94-108

  3. W vs Jacob 98-78

  4. W vs Schweg 75-65

  5. W vs Terrance 152-137

  6. L vs Jake 84-104

  7. W vs Erik 127-91

  8. L vs Sean 93-116

  9. L vs Jake 90-105

  10. W vs Erik 99-69

  11. W vs Terrance 95-94

  12. W vs Jacob 98-83

  13. L vs Chase 77-86

  14. L vs Aaron 82-90

  15. W vs Jarrett 95-84

  16. L vs Terrance 88-121 (2nd Place)

R2DEEBO AND THE WOOKIE AIYUKIE

2020: 7 WINS 7 LOSSES

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QB: JOSH ALLEN

RB: NICK CHUBB

RB: ANTONIO GIBSON

WR: COOPER KUPP

WR: KENNY GOLLADAY

TE: JARED COOK / ROBERT TONYAN

F: JOE MIXON

K: JUSTIN TUCKER

D/ST: PHILADELPHIA

  1. W vs Chase 81-74

  2. W vs Erik 108-55

  3. W vs Aaron 110-92

  4. W vs Schweg 123-108

  5. L vs Jake 70-110

  6. L vs Terrance 78-108

  7. L vs Jacob 103-116

  8. W vs Terrance 79-69

  9. L vs Aaron 85-93

  10. W vs Jacob 99-69

  11. L vs Erik 90-132

  12. L vs Sean 130-143

  13. W vs Jarrett 100-79

  14. L vs Jake 86-120 (5th Place)

ORGASMIC JENSENSATIONS

2021: 7 WINS 7 LOSSES

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QB: KYLER MURRAY

RB: DALVIN COOK

RB: CHRISTIAN MCCAFFREY / CHUBA HUBBARD

WR: MICHAEL PITTMAN

WR: DEVONTA SMITH

TE: ROBERT TONYAN

F: CHASE CLAYPOOL

K: MASON CROSBY

D/ST: LOS ANGELES CHARGERS

  1. W vs Jarrett 90-80

  2. W vs Schweg 102-90

  3. W vs Sean 79-70

  4. L vs Jacob 75-108

  5. L vs Erik 64-92

  6. L vs Jake 90-98

  7. L vs Terrance 74-140

  8. W vs Chase 68-65

  9. L vs Erik 58-108

  10. W vs Jarrett 96-69

  11. W vs Aaron 92-83

  12. L vs Sean 69-85

  13. W vs Terrance 130-73

  14. L vs Schweg 102-107 (5th Place)

RED HEAD REDEMPTION

2022: 7 WINS 7 LOSSES

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QB: KYLER MURRAY

RB: JONATHAN TAYLOR

RB: MILES SANDERS

WR: COURTLAND SUTTON

WR: MARQUISE BROWN

TE: TRAVIS KELCE

F: A.J. DILLON

K: TYLER BASS

D/ST: PHILADELPHIA

  1. W vs Aaron 114-74

  2. L vs Sean 87-109

  3. L vs Erik 88-109

  4. W vs Jarrett 103-100

  5. W vs Terrance 88-60

  6. L vs Schweg 82-96

  7. L vs Chase 55-79

  8. W vs Jake 72-71

  9. L vs Schweg 82-98

  10. W vs Aaron 97-94

  11. W vs Sean 105-101

  12. L vs Jacob 116-117

  13. L vs Terrance 78-106

  14. W vs Erik 87-71 (5th Place)

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