Well...here we are again. My gaping ass lips haven't even healed enough to make an audible fart. They've been literally destroyed from the beating they've been taking this season. which explains the pile of liquid shit that i have involuntarily laid down week after week. But here i am..stronger than ever and of course ready to start my run to the playoffs. Ill go ahead and review a couple of games from this previous week but i am not going to get into my game. Its not really worth talking about and i will probably start to cry so...here we go.
Let us start with the person we all love to see lose...That right...The one and only slithery slithery snake....He was absolutely destroyed and humiliated. In fact I don't know if i have ever seen a worse performance from anyone...ever...in anything!!! (remember i'm not included in this. I must remain neutral) Jake had his two top performers score 11 points. Jordy and Christian... Coool Jake..Cool team..Cool name... the schwifty's schwatted dat ass schwix ways from schwaturday.? Once again a strong performance from the soon to not be the littlest of schwegs. He's my favorite to win it this year!
Next up we have the special olympics...Murph and Mitch! Gronk is back...For now. Great performance of 20 points as he found the endzone twice. Ryan recently lost Beast mode in a trade to yours truly. I don't know how competitive he is going to be without him....Oh! Yes I do! Just as competitive as i am with him....meaning Ryan will get the same amount of points from him as i will...because he's an idiot...and he's just here to get fined...you get what i'm saying. Big Daddy Dooley had a great week from his defense as well as Ajayi hitting racking up 13 on yards alone. Way to go Chase...I hope to follow in your footsteps someday and follow the loser letter with a "W"
Lastly I'll lets talk about Shady vs Beets... Thats two in a row for Shady. He's coming ladies and gentlemen! Ill say one more loss the entire season for this not so silent assassin! Seany had a great game from Melvin and Mr. Brady but he didn't have much support besides that. Not much he could have done as his bench wouldnt improve the outcome.
I don't really know what else to say. Last week was a bunch of donkey turds and this week seems like it is headed in the same direction. So i imagine i will be right back here in another few days. My apologies on the lack of content. Im doing this on my ipad and it is quite hard to type this much.