Well, this sucks. I've quite enjoyed not being on this end of the letter. But...here we are. After starting the season, erect, and pulsating with excitement, I now find myself, flaccid, floppy, and embarrassed to be seen. #hpj
As the commish stated earlier, this was a week for the losers...who are now winners....and we have an incredibly competitive season on our hands. Strength of victory aside, we have three W/L records amongst the 10 teams. You are either the Aaron Rodgers Tier at 4-2, the Joe Flacco tier at 3-3, or the best of the worst, Johnny Football tier at 2-4. So I say to you brethren at 2-4, we must remain in this together. Though you are a couple of nuts I prefer you, over my backdoor neighbors (Those 3-3 assholes.) to have by my side. In the end, we're all gonna take a beating. We must be there to give each other a hand. #hpj
It was not a very fun week for myself. I put up an embarrassing all around performance. On top of that, the pack got smacked. To make matters worse, CHI are now the top of the NFC north. 2020 couldn't get any worse. After a slow start, i thought all of my prayers were going to be answered come that game of the week. curse you hingelmckringleberry. I had one started throw up a double digit score.....ONE! I Two goose eggs and a 1 pointer by ole reliable. Jonnu. Chase had whooped me good with the second highest score of the week. Way to go papa Dooley! Picking up the titans defense seemed like an ok idea. It turns out, it was like the discount circumcision that i got...it was just a rip off. #hpj
Game of the week this week will be Snake and Aaron. Two 4-2 teams and Jake without Jackson. I have Aaron winning this 97.325 to 87. With the playoff race so close at this point, every game counts and there is not much time to make up for a big loss like this will be.
Im sorry Jake, but FF is like that sometimes. It gets hard for no reason, and it is much too short. #hpj
So I leave you all for now and for the rest of the season, as i wont be doing this ever again. Per the theme of this letter, I would like to leave you with the best #hpj of all time....eh, never mind, its way too long.