It’s the first loser’s letter written in nearly a month. Here is the exact text relayed to me from the Week 9 loser (although I feel pretty loser-ly myself), Chase...
Well, here we are you shmucks! I finally got the dishonor of writing the Loser’s Letter.. not that that would indicate any type of luck success for mer this year. I have got the south end the north bound skunk all fuckin year.. Jarrett only won by six so we both shit the bed.. but Saquon, my number one guy, chance to get a W for me with a “normal” Saquon output.. nope 8! Thanks for nothin Thighs McThighserton… any time you look down the board and see multiple single digit scores, that’s no bueno muh fuckies! Good thing Jjaarreett had huge games from Jameis, Marvin and Melvin.. that helped with the squeak of the week! I did outscore him with my keeper..Bearssss…fucking suck and the offense(Coach and Mitch) are sucking the life out of the Bears D and team.. I feel like they should let Mitch play out the year without being benched for horse shit play..unless its gets worse somehow..By then I will feel like we’ll have a better picture of if the problem is one or the other or both!? I don’t remember too many seasons being such a drastic opposite of how I thought it would go preseason.. Are the Lions gonna beat the Bears??
Ok ok..back to TPD.. I could easily go on a 3 game streak and be back in the mix I guess but I will leave the math shit to the Commish and just win baby!.. good luck to all except Terrance..