I know what you're all thinking: "Thank God Aaron is writing the letter this week, we're guaranteed some quality content."
You are all correct. In fact, I am confident that this will be every league member's favorite Loser's Letter ever. That is because I am proposing a change to the Losers Letter. If there is one thing we all want more than half-assed, soft-hitting reporting, it is money. For that reason, I propose that the lowest scoring team, each week, have the option to write the Loser's Letter or pay $3 into the final pot. If everyone chooses the cash option, this sweetens the pot by a cool $50 (almost) each year.
This allows a way out of writing the letter for those of us with kids, in school, handling a substance abuse problem, etc. This plan also gives someone with a really bad team the opportunity to keep from spending too much Loser's Loot, by providing a Loser's Letter instead. Nelson Mandolyn and Brock Obama once said, "Be the change you want to see in the world." So, who wants to start being what we're seeing? All in favor...
Aye!